Jul 28, 2017
Hey everybody! How are you all doin'? Really? That bad? Well, prepare to fucking smile, because for our 186th episode of BindTortureKast, we are reviewing MY pick for our 3rd 80's horror film of August. Well, maybe 4th, since the first episode was actually 2 movies. But I digest, and so does the titular character in this week's film. Yes friends, for this one, I have decided that we are doing "The Blob" from 1988. Its the worst of all of the horror remakes that have ever or will ever exist, and along with Carpenter's "The Thing", proves that every hateful little internet piece of shit that says "all remakes suck" is absolutely correct. All remakes are indeed shit, and this one is the stinkiest turd. Or not.
Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);
(original "Blob" radio spot)
"Day Of Your Beliefs"-Amorphis
"The Awakening"-Dance With The Dead