Jan 19, 2017
Hello everyone and welcome to the 159th episode of BindTortureKast. For this one, we are checking out 2007's "The Signal", a once-praised, but now largely-forgotten film about mass hysteria, graphic violence, and Bowen-beards. Seriously, all y'all motherfuckers with your stupid fucking beards are terrible. I've said it before, and I will say it again (and again). This phony, hipster-irony in the form of "manliness", with your overpriced flannel and skinny jeans; please just die. All of you. But before you take those pills, load that gun, or tie that noose, look back on AJ Bowen. A great actor, and unfortunately, a trendsetter for making beards "cool". I don't blame him, I blame you, the viewer. On a happier note, Luke's wife has found love with a clown, so there is that.
Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);
“Riot City”-Total Chaos
“Zero Signal”-Fear Factory
“Transmission”-Meat Beat Manifesto