Oct 11, 2016
Well, hello there, and welcome to episode 154 of BindTortureKast. Why do I always say "welcome to..." and then give the episode number? I mean, you aren't really going to it, like its some sort of destination or anything. Its an intangible audio file that you are either streaming or downloading. Its not a place to go, or a cozy house to walk into. Its this thing that you choose to listen to each week, or once a in a while (in inhuman amounts) for you procrastinators. I'm just that unoriginal that,rather than come up with a new intro to these weekly show descriptions, I just regurgitate the same tired shit, over, and over, and over, and over...
Like this show does.
One thing that DOES NOT lack originality is this week's film choice, "Evolution", from director Lucile Hadzihalilovic. Its awesome, and if you haven't yet experienced this little nightmare, than I suggest you get on that shit, fool! You will either love it and thank me later, or you will hate it and will have one more reason to say that BTK has run out of steam and that we review "shitty" horror films, "not like when they started!". For you "true" horror fans, don't worry, phase 3 of BTK will be entirely done as youtube video reviews. It will be the three of us, all wearing awesome black ski masks, sitting in front of a rack of "REALLL FUCKIN' XXXXTREEEEME DVD's" (in our parents' basements), and posters of "Cannibal Holocaust" (in our parents' basements), "NEKRomantik" (in our parents basements) and any number of proudly-displayed Lucifer Valentine movies (in our parents' basements). It will be awesome (in our parent's basements) and I will rest so much easier knowing that a small amount of imbeciles will be that much more pleased by our masquerading as idiots instead of doing what we enjoy. Coming soon kids, coming soon...
Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);
“Hadopelagic” Omen Of The Deep”-The Ocean
“Demersal: Cognitive Dissonance”-The Ocean
“Benthic: The Origin Of Our Wishes”-The Ocean