May 31, 2016
Hey everybody, and thank you so much for checking out this episode of BindTortureKast. For the 130th episode, I am switching things up a bit. To start, I told Steve and Luke that they're fired. So that's new. Then, because he's a real bastard, Luke began arguing that I cannot technically "fire" him from a job he does not get paid to go to. So, I countered with the irrefutable fact that me not snapping his goddamned neck through Skype IS his payment, so I can indeed fire him. Steve, on the other hand, took it like a champ and said he only did this show to humor me anyway and that he was surprised that it even got past 5 episodes. So we are all good. We have a dessert date on Saturday, actually. Now that the dead weight has been eradicated, I felt it was time to bring in some new blood to try and save this hopelessly-dying show. You will need to listen in to see who it is, but just know that I am happy to have them and haven't ever been so excited to ejaculate an episode of BTK all over the world's perfect little face. Enjoy this one guys and gals, I sure as hell did!
Music on this episode (in order of appearance);
"Symbol of Decay"-Red Harvest
"Decay From Within"-Black Claw