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Welcome to the miserable world of BindTortureKast, a podcast that elevates horror as the art that it is.  Thanks for dropping by and be sure to subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, and most other places you listen to podcasts.  If you feel so inclined, do leave us a review wherever you like. We look forward to many more episodes and hope you will be along for the ride!

Mar 26, 2016

there once was a podcast,

sad and blue, 

made entirely of stink,

where no one laughs,

and nothing's true,

and all Luke does is drink



Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"The Land Of Chocolate"-Alf Clausen

"Satan's Ice Cream Truck"-Strapping Young Lad

Mar 26, 2016

If the show's description didnt clue you in, I don't know what the hell will.  This isn't a Mystery Show in the strictest sense, but it kind of is because this episode literally happened during a week we were not even supposed to record, hence, even WE didn't know it was gonna happen when Episode 120 released.  Like it...

Mar 26, 2016

Greetings, fiends.  For our 126th episode, we are checking out and reviewing the newest from Adrian Garcia Bogliano, "Scherzo Diabolico".  Other than that, there is seriously no reason to listen to this fucking show.  Seriously, you should love yourself more.  Do better for yourself.  Make this the last episode of this...

Mar 14, 2016

Another "Luke And Chris' Awful Mystery Show Of Doom", coming at ya.  This one was supposed to be a single review.  It didn't turn out that way, but neither Luke or myself are complaining.  Just listen in and you will see what I mean...


Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)


“The Long...

Mar 14, 2016

Hello everyone, and welcome to Episode 123 of BindTortureKast.  For this episode, we are heading back to anthology-land with the brand new horror flick, "Holidays".  While holiday horror movies are nothing new, they tend to focus on "bigger" holidays.  This new one attempts to show some of the other holidays in a more...